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  • WM: HALLOOOOO!
  • SB: Hi.
  • DF: Yo.
  • EW: Hey Will!
  • JB: Hey man.
  • AH: Hi guys.
  • TS: Heyyyyyyyy
  • JZ: Whoa, lots of people doing this!
  • WM: Well I think that's everyone.
  • LCS: Oi!
  • WM: Sorry leah-hedge.
  • TS: Leah-hedge?
  • LCS: Hey Tamaraaaa
  • LCS: I'm part hedgehog now.
  • TS: Whoa that that sounds completely awesome.
  • LCS: It completely is. Apart from the dying part. That kind of sucked.
  • JZ: You died???
  • LCS: Pretty much. Not sure who killed me though, but whoever it was took Becbec with them.
  • AH: There's been deaths all round basically.
  • TS: Yeah, this is not a happy place.
  • EW: Wait who died? I mean, apart from Leah.
  • AH: Me.
  • DF: Also me.
  • EW: ...
  • EW: Okaaaay.
  • EW: Care to share how that works.
  • AH: Basically our Dream Selves on Derse were killed while we were awake there.
  • EW: Dream Selves...
  • TS: Yeah! We all have Dream Selves on one of the two planets.
  • LCS: Except me.
  • TS: Oh right, yeah. Leah doesn't cause she isn't a player.
  • EW: Planets?
  • TS: Basically there is Prospit and Derse. Prospit are the good guys and Derse are the bad guys and we have to stop them blowing up Skaia.
  • EW: Skaia?
  • TS: The big blue thing in the sky.
  • EW: Ah. I was wondering about that.
  • WM: I knew this forum was a good idea.
  • EW: Yeah, pretty much have no idea what's going on. It's just been no stop fighting and eating bread with honey since I arrived.
  • TS: :?
  • WM: She arrived on a planet similar to Redwall.
  • TS: Oh man that's cool!
  • JZ: That sounds so pretty!
  • EW: Better than William's world that's for sure.
  • WM: Hey mine isn't so bad.
  • EW: You said it was mostly asphalt and crumbling cities.
  • WM: Yeah well, I like that kind of thing.
  • EW: Weirdo.
  • EW: Anyway, so how come I haven't seen these Dream Selves before and how come you guys died.
  • AH: You just haven't woken up yet.
  • AH: As to why we died, Derse, the bad purple planet where I've been waking up for years, has apparently started moving very quickly against the players.
  • LCS: Around the same time as me and Becbec were attacked.
  • AH: Yeah. I was killed trying to wake up Dan so we could escape.
  • DF: I was killed seconds after when I actually did wake up.
  • AH: And we have no idea what happened to the other sleepers, I guess they were probably killed as well.
  • EW: Shit.
  • JB: Seconded.
  • EW: Oh and my bird died. Since we're listing deaths.
  • JB: I am so so sorry about that.
  • WM: Oh no!
  • TS: :(
  • EW: She came back though so I guess it worked out.
  • WM: Just like my hippo!
  • SB: ...
  • SB: I still think you are weirdly excited about that.
  • JZ: You said you were awake on Derse, who are the other sleepers?
  • AH: Oh right. BecBbec is one, Brendan as well, He's been awake there before. We used to hang out...
  • AH: Then Para and some guy I don't think I've met. Looked around our age though.
  • WM: Huh. Someone we don't know?
  • AH: Well probably at least one of us does. I assume they are linked to two of us via the server-client connection.
  • WM: Hmn, Well my computer is showing a room I don't recognise...so I'm guessing I'm their server.
  • JZ: Server? Client? I'm still majorly in the dark on all this.
  • WM: Oh right. Yeah, well I'm guessing your computer is connected up to two other people, your client and your server. Which...well you were meant to be doing that so I don't know how that happened.
  • SB: Obviously the hackers have been completing the server client chain.
  • JZ: Hackers?
  • SB: Not sure who or how but someone infiltrated all our computers pretty much simultaneously and locked us out. We only just regained control.
  • JZ: Oh, that's what that purple sign was. I figured it had something to do with us for some reason still having wifi even though I'm in a field somewhere and we're all apparently on different planets.
  • DF: ...
  • DF: How did I not think of that!
  • WM: You didn't notice that?
  • WM: I just assumed it was part of the magic of the place.
  • SB: Magic isn't real.
  • WM: Dude there is a fucking dragon downstairs.
  • WM: And I just got served drinks by a fucking pirate from a manga.
  • SHS: Hi guys! Rums Up!
  • SHS: 5h4N1<5!
  • JZ: What?
  • SHS: That's the code! Let's drink together as before we set sail!
  • WM: Plug that into your alchemiter. Which I guess you may or may not have. Riza should be able to tell you.
  • WM: It's seriously good rum.
  • TS: OMG Riza?!? So that was youuuuu.
  • JZ: YES!
  • JZ: She is awesome.
  • TS: Of course.
  • RSS: Of course.
  • TS: =D
  • WM: Anyways, since Shanks brought up sailing, what actually is our goal here?
  • SB: What do you mean?
  • WM: Like. What happens now?
  • WM: As I understand it Perth, or possibly Earth, has been destroyed by meteors,
  • WM: We're in some crazy magical world, or worlds, and I guess we're fighting for one planet of chess people against a different planet of chess people, but what's ultimate point of it all?
  • SB: I guess stopping them winning?
  • WM: And then?
  • SB: No idea.
  • LCS: It's THE GREAT RIDDLE
  • DF: Oh come on! More riddles!
  • KLS: Lots more riddles.
  • RSS: You have to figure it out yourselves. Travel your planets.
  • BDS: EXTERMINATE! CREATE! ELEVATE!
  • SDS: Climb to the highest gate.
  • DZS: STOP THE WAR! EARN YOUR PRIZE!
  • ACS: Flashing Guardian Speak
  • SHS: It's an adventure! So drink up me mateys and set sail!

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